2. Let the book fall open to a random page.
3. Share with us two teaser sentences from that page, somewhere between the lines 7-12.
You also need to include the title of the book just in case someone wants to buy the book.
'If I opened the door, he would be hit by a wave of nauseating foulness. What if it was Mr. Bettaglia - would he see right away from my expression that I' d been thinking about his butt-skin?'
Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty - Jody Gehrman P.47
Yes, it really is that funny all the way through! Also, email responses and updates may be slow as my computer is playing up and the college computers don't let you respond to personal emails (how inconvenient, it's like they actually want you to work or something!).