Every sentence can be exponentially improved by adding ‘bitch’ on the end of it.
Teachers really do have secret lives. Maybe even more secret than just partying in the staff room...
Meth can be blue.
Shaving your head makes you look like a COMPLETELY different person.
Jeans that actually fit can transform you. (*cough*JessePinkman*cough*)
Characters that you didn’t even think you liked that much can cause tears to form when they inevitably die.
That you can even want characters to die outside of a fantasy/dystopia/sci-fi story...
You can watch five seasons of a TV really quickly if you try hard enough.
Cliffhangers are a genuine struggle on work nights.