Every sentence can be exponentially improved by adding ‘bitch’ on the end of it.
Teachers really do have secret
lives. Maybe even more secret than just partying in the staff room...
Meth can be blue.
Shaving your head makes you
look like a COMPLETELY different person.
Jeans that actually fit can
transform you. (*cough*JessePinkman*cough*)
Characters that you didn’t even
think you liked that much can cause tears to form when they inevitably die.
That you can even want characters to die outside of a fantasy/dystopia/sci-fi
story...
You can watch five seasons of a
TV really quickly if you try hard enough.
Cliffhangers are a genuine
struggle on work nights.
Sophie
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